AWHILE AGO BUSHMILLS HAD A PARTY AT MY WORK, HOTEL CHANTELLE, AND I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE OF ME AND SANTI. I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT BUSHMILLS, BUT IT WAS A FUN PARTY. THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL BEARDED MAN THERE THAT SOMEONE MISINFORMED ME WAS ONE OF THE MAST BROTHERS. I NEARLY WET MY WANTS AT THE THOUGHT OF A BEAUTIFUL MAN WITH A CHOCOLATE FACTORY STANDING BEFORE ME FOR THE TAKING. BUT ALAS, HE WAS NOT A MAST. NO FACTORY.
ANYWAY, I'M A BIG FAN OF CAMERAS THAT OVEREXPOSE IMAGES TO THE POINT OF PERFECTION LIKE THIS ONE. I WISH THE WHOLE WORLD SAW ME AS OVEREXPOSED. AND, NO, I'M NOT HAVING SANTI'S BABY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE'S HOLDING MY STOMACH.
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