DON'T LOOK AT THIS IF YOU'RE AT WORK

I'VE BEEN TOLD MY MY MOTHER THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY BOOBS ON MY BLOG. SO I'M TELLING YOU THIS: BOOBS AHEAD!! THIS IS AN EDITORIAL FOR NUMERO #101 SHOT BY PETER LINDBERGH. IT'S A MONTH OLD. SO SHOOT ME. ANNA SELEZNEVA LOOKS LIKE A BEACH GYPSY, WHICH NORMALLY WOULDN'T BE MY CUP OF TEA, BUT SINCE I JUST RECENTLY WATCHED JOHNNIE DEPP IN CHOCOLAT, AND BECAUSE SHE LOOKS PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH HERSELF AND "DEVIL MAY CARE", MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO IT. FIND ME A RIVER AND WRAP A SHEET AROUND ME.

SATURDAY NIGHT = MOVIE IN BED

LAST NIGHT I DECIDED TO STAY OUT OF THE FRIGID COLD AND SLOPPY STREETS AND INSTEAD TUCKED MYSELF INTO BED WITH THE FILM CHOCOLAT. I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE IN AGES, BUT SUDDENLY GOT A HUGE CRAVING FOR IT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT REMINDED ME JUST HOW MUCH I WISH I LIVED IN A LITTLE FRENCH TOWN MAKING CHOCOLATE AND ROMANCING A PIRATE WITH A GUITAR. IT ALSO REMINDED ME THAT WHEN THE WEATHER GETS NICE AGAIN I WANT TO HAVE LOTS OF DINNER PARTIES ON LONG, WOODEN TABLES OUTDOORS. I HOPED TO FIND SOME INSPIRING AND BEAUTIFUL CLIP FROM THE FILM TO POST FOR YOU, BUT ALL I FOUND WAS THIS.